Help Wanted

There are no job openings

for benevolent dictators,

so I went on Monster

and made one.

            I got 400,000 views

            but no replies.

Then I posted an ad

for a violent dictator.

The only reply was

from “Anonymous”—

            an image of a

            melting armadillo.

And I knew he was The One.

I sent an email

requesting an interview.

He said look around;

            I am everywhere.