I think, therefore
porn.
(because that’s
what
the rule states,
you know:
if it exists, there
is porn of it)
which is why there
are so many
office trysts, I
think.
too much
boss/secretary porn.
and that’s why
bisexual is a
fetish—the pretty
little unicorn
giggling as she
teases fake from
between the legs of
one and
receives lies (in
the ass, of course,
because it’s
filthy) from the other.
oh hell—
that must mean god
doesn’t exist…
I’ve never seen
porn where Jesus comes
(ha) down off the
cross and has a threesome
with His Father and
the Holy Ghost.
maybe they’d throw
a vagina
in there to make it
more
interesting, tryin’
to race
to see who could
fuck it first but
JOKE’S ON YOU
THEY’RE ALL THE SAME!
shit like that’s
all the same…
But there isn’t
porn of me… fuck.
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